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Aug 08
Jul 07
Jun 26
A ponderance
How much less flooded would the Mississippi be if you took out all the garbage in it?
Jun 19
Book Reviews
If anyone cares, here is my tumblog for the teen books I’ve read. In the rare event that I read a real, grown up book, I guess I’ll just post it here.
Jun 17
Jun 16
I guess the price of gas really has gotten out of hand.
From www.qconline.com:
Rock Island investigates bike-by shooting.
A 20-year-old man was shot in his left foot by a suspect riding by on a bicycle near Longview Park in Rock Island this afternoon.
Jun 14
Maybe you had to be there...
but if you work in a public library, you’ll probably get it anyway.
We had a Lincoln impersonator in our library today. Later, after helping a patron with no computer skills (and very few other skills either), I was approached by John Anderson. He said, “I probably shouldn’t say this, but earlier we had Abraham Lincoln downstairs and now we have Forrest Gump upstairs.”
OMG! Now I have respect for John Anderson. The world really might be coming to an end.
“ New Rule:
No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it’s for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn’t gift giving, it’s the white people version of looting.
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No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it’s for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn’t gift giving, it’s the white people version of looting.
— George Carlin’s New Rules for 2007
Jun 03
I get irrationally offended when the automatic air freshener in the bathroom goes off while I’m in there.
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